When you go to the movie theater you:
Get the large popcorn, drinks and candy
Bring your own soda and popcorn hidden in your friend’s purse
Who would pay $10 for a movie anyway!

For your mother’s birthday you:
Buy a beautiful bouquet of roses from a local florist
Put a crayon to paper and give her a nice, cheap card
Who needs a mother at your age?

Your idea of a great date is:
A nice meal at the trendy new restaurant in town
2 for 1 pizza special
The free samples at Costco

Your co-worker is having a bridal shower you:
Get the big comforter from her bridal list
Give her the box of china you only used once
Have only been working with her for 4 years and barely know her

A blind man is collecting for those less fortunate, you:
Go inside and get cash from an ATM
Empty the bottom of your purse or pockets and give all the loose change you can find
Tap the side of the tin so he thinks you have given

It is a cold winter, what do you do?
Buy extra blankets for the homeless shelter
Close the vents and limit yourself to one area of the house
Spend a lot of time at your friend’s house because she has heat and makes nice cookies

When you receive gifts, do you?
Keep all your gifts
Take them back to the store to trade up
Sell them on eBay for cash

When you have old clothes, do you?
Donate them
Turn them into rags
What do you mean? I don’t have old clothes

What kind of TV do you have?
1080p HDTV, of course!
The one I bought 10 years ago
What is a TV ?

When you need something for the house, you:
Buy it
Look for the best deal
Go dumpster diving and tell the kids it’s for research